Delayed Processing

Do you ever have a nonsensical thought, but take way too long to realize that it doesn’t make any sense?

I just got some ice from the freezer, and noticed out of the corner of my eye that the tub of ice cream in there says, “Runs UNIX!” I thought it was really cool to see UNIX expanding to other markets, and was proud in some strange way.

As I was pouring my drink, though, it suddenly dawned on me that despite the power and versatility of UNIX, it most certainly doesn’t power the cardboard tub of ice cream in my freezer. The tub of ice cream, as hard as it is to believe, doesn’t run any operating system, because it’s a cardboard tub of ice cream.

FWIW, I went back in and looked, and the text isn’t even close to “Runs UNIX!”

Bowling

(I’ve put asterisks after a few words/phrases, and added a sort of glossary to the end.)

Tonight I left for work a bit early, and decided to bowl a game. I think the thing that separates bowlers from people who bowl sometimes is that bowlers just have an urge to move their arm. Even if there hadn’t been any pins, I’d have enjoyed just practicing throwing the ball.

But alas, there were pins. My first few frames, I was getting between seven and nine pins, but it was always an easy leave, so I was able to convert them to spares. In the fourth frame, I’d ‘warmed up’ enough that I could hit my mark consistently, and from there, it was just fine-tuning. My fourth frame was a strike, but in the fifth, I left the five-pin. (Center pin.) I had a couple more easy leaves.

As I entered the eighth frame, I was kind of depressed. I’d been having a clean game* so far, and yet I wasn’t even on pace to hit 200.

In the eighth, I managed a strike, albeit Brooklyn*. (Brooklyn isn’t necessarily bad, but since I wasn’t going for Brooklyn, it meant that I still didn’t have great accuracy.)

I ended up pulling four spares in a row. On my next ball, it didn’t hit quite right, and I ended up with a nasty split, I think the 2-6. Really advanced pros can pick something like that up fairly consistently, but for people a little less Godlike, it might as well have been the 7-10.

I kind of sighed, my clean game ended. But then I looked up at the monitor and realized my luck: it had been the third ball of my tenth frame. I didn’t have to pick it up. The game was over, still considered clean. (As I didn’t have an opportunity to pick it up, the fact that I surely couldn’t have picked it up is irrelevant.)

I ended up with a 217 game. Not something I can do consistently, but it’s certainly a “You can do it” pat on the back for me.

  • Leave: Refers to the pins left after the first ball of a frame; an easy leave is one that is easy to pick up.

  • Mark: Refers to a certain spot on the lane, such as one of the seven arrows about ten feet down the lane. Many bowlers prefer to look at these as opposed to looking sixty feet down the lane at the pins.

  • Clean game: A full game in which each frame is filled with a mark (strike or spare), i.e. there are no open frames (frames that aren’t either a strike or spare). (A clean game isn’t necessarily a good game: in theory, you could have a clean game as low as 100 [zero on every first ball, 10 (spare) on the second].)

  • Brooklyn: A strike on the ‘wrong’ side of the headpin. (As a right-handed bowler, I’d ordinarily go for the 1-3 pocket, so for me, a Brooklyn strike is when I hit in the 1-2 pocket and get a strike.)

Computer Storage Tip

Before putting any laptop into ‘long-term storage’ (or throwing it in the basement to forget about for five years), write the username/password on it.

We’re going through the basement decided what to keep and what to toss (before July 1st, when the town will charge $10 for each device we drop off), and I’m struggling to get into some of the machines to decide if there’s anything worthwhile on them.

Rolex

There’s a new consignment gallery in town that I’ve been meaning to check out for a while. Tonight they hosted a speaker on a topic that interested me, so my mom and I dropped in.

In addition to some cool lamps and a few swords, they have a case full of watches, bearing a sign: “All watches: $30.”

At least half of the watches are Rolexes. (Some Movado watches, too, which are also ludicrously expensive.)

It didn’t take too long for it to dawn on me that the reason they were $30 each wasn’t that they were insane, but because they were most likely all fake.

I toyed with buying one anyway (along with an ancient rangefinder camera), because it did look cool, and besides, who’d know if it was the real thing or not? I ultimately didn’t, but I’m considering going back.

It turns out that fake Rolexes aren’t the exclusive territory of guys in New York with trenchcoats. They’re sold online, but are generally sold under the euphemistic term, “Replica.” This alone isn’t too shocking (although their honesty is.) What’s shocking is that the fake Rolexes are still going for 4 digits.

My only concern (well, besides legal ones) is that none of the watches were ticking; I assume they just need new batteries, but can’t really be sure.

Ham Radios

For many, many years the ham radio to have was Icom’s 781. (I think it actually cost a bit less, but there was a saying, “Just add a zero to it and you have the price.”) Among the hardcore contesters, it was sort of like Photoshop: incredibly expensive, and yet ubiquitous.

The 781 is no more, and has been replaced by something even more incredible: the Icom 7800. (“Just add a zero” indeed.) They’re selling for a little over $10,000, and they’re apparently selling well, too. Besides an amazing LCD, it mostly boasts technical improvements: a non-ham probably won’t be interested in knowing that it has a +40dBm Third-order Intercept Point, for example.

They’re not one of the “big 3” manufacturers, but TenTec has nonetheless been a pretty popular radio manufacturer over the years. (Especially with those who don’t have $10,000 to spend on a radio.) Enter the TenTec Omni VII, which jumps on the big LCD bandwagon, apparently boasts incredible performance in tests, and finally brings a new concept to ham radio: it has an Ethernet port. You can control it from a computer remotely. Computer-controlled rigs aren’t new, but until very recently they were kludgy serial-port based ones, meant to let you use a computer-based logging program to query the frequency, or to let the computer tune the radio for you. Routing audio (including transmit audio!) over Ethernet, and allowing (apparently) full control remotely is something that no other radio on the market can do, or even come close to.

Of course, Yaesu has entered into the fray, with their line of ‘luxury rigs,’ such as the FTDX9000D (that’s a mouthful) with the obligatory big LCD. (Yaesu’s been a little less eager to throw huge LCDs into all of its radios, though.)

Of course, a great HF rig can still be had for under $1,000… But now you have the opportunity to spend an order of magnitude more.

Aircraft Enhanced SSB

As much as I respect the “old way” of ham radio, I’m continually amazed at the new developments, and just plain interesting things people come up with.

Australian ham VK2DJG posted about Aircraft Enhanced SSB: bouncing VHF radio signals off of airplanes. It’s sort of like the way most long-distance ham contacts are made, via sky waves, except that they’re reflecting their signals not off of the ionosphere, but off of airplanes. It looks like they’ve had good success with the mode, too.

Ham Radio

I ended up making some progress in the General Class study manual, and also spent some more time on the radio. I spent some time on 6 Meters (the only ham band that I have permission to use which really stands a shot at DX (long-distance) communications). I could hear some great stuff, including a strong signal from Illinois (1,000+ miles), North Carolina, and, oh, New Hampshire. The Illinois station practically had a pileup going; I tried to get through, but realized that all we have is a vertical antenna tuned for a different part of the band, so it’s no surprise that I didn’t get through.

I then did some listening down on 17 and 20 Meters. On 17 Meters, I found a nice strong signal coming from Arizona. He was working some people out my way, and I probably could have worked him, if only I were licensed to transmit on the HF bands.

But then, I dropped down to the magical world of 20 Meters, and listened to an a station in the Virgin Islands. Not only could I hear him, but he was S9. (Very, very strong.) Off our vertical antenna. (As opposed to a high-gain directional antenna.) Even more impressive, I was able to hear, at S7, a station in Northern California working him.

Have I mentioned that I really want to upgrade my license to be able to work these guys?

Unusual Radio

One of the things I like about ham radio is that there’s something for everyone. You can go for contesting, where the real pros will be be working 300+ stations an hour, working on contacting every region in the contest for maximum points. You can sit around and chat with your friends across the country for hours on end. You can interface your radio with a computer and use one of several digital technologies (an area with lots of innovation.) You can work through satellites. You can transmit images.

But there are some neat ones out there. The lowest-frequency ‘official’ ham band is 160 Meters, or 1800-2000 kHz. (Slightly above the AM broadcast band.) But it turns out there’s a 1750 Meter band, down around 175 kHz (0.175 MHz). It’s an unlicensed band, and is classified as “Very Low Frequency.” (VLF aficionados are often termed lowfers.) For the heck of it, I tuned down there (I wasn’t really sure if I could tune that low, actually). All I got was lots of localized noise, but it turns out that there’s a hobby called NBD DXing, or hunting down far-away beacon stations. (This isn’t strictly ham radio as much as a radio-listening hobby outside the ham bands, but still…)

Here’s a fun one: QRSS. It’s basically very low-speed Morse code, but part of the appeal is that it takes only a couple Hertz bandwidth. (Voice signals tend to take in the neighborhood 20 kHz, or 20,000 Hz, of bandwidth.) This also allows for very fine-tuned filters, permitting the signal to be picked out of very strong interference. The concept is really pretty bizarre, I have to admit.

Based on that work, someone developed DFCW. It’s a twist on Morse code where, rather than having dits (short / “dots”) and dahs (long / “dashes”), you have one length (dits), but you use two different tones, speeding up transmission. (Of course, “speeding up” refers to speeding up something described as extreme slowspeed, so it’s still slow.) It’d be interesting to see if this ever becomes used in lieu of ‘normal’ Morse code.

And then there’s Jason, a “keyboard-to-keyboard” digital mode which is designed to use under 5Hz bandwidth. Like the other bizarre slow-speed modes, this one is predominantly used on VLF.

So after taking the radio down practically as low as it would go, I started turning around the VHF frequencies, where more common, local FM communications take place. Even though we have some great lists of repeaters, it’s fun to just tune around the band sometimes. I stumbled across a repeater I never knew existed, where I caught the end of a QSO about fire towers. Much like some of the other stuff I’ve mentioned, it’s not strictly ham-related, but it was pretty interesting. There are apparently still a bunch used in Massachusetts. Mixing what I heard and what I found on Wikipedia, it’s actually pretty interesting. They usually cover huge areas (hundreds of square miles), watching for fires during the ‘fire seasons.’ When they observe smoke, they’ll obtain a bearing and can approximate distance. But the way they’re really meant to work is that a couple different fire towers will observe the same thing, and they can triangulate, with pretty good accuracy, the exact location, and have the fire crew dispatched. I thought they were a thing of the past. If they’re not busy, they’ll often welcome visitors; some even keep a guestbook.

Oh, and software-defined radio is an emerging trend in ham radio, too.

I’ve got to upgrade my license!

Security

In the world of cryptography, people hate the concept of security through obscurity

In a nutshell, they argue that using a ‘secret’ means of securing something is no good. On some level, they have a valid argument. On another level, it’s more of a zealous ideal that doesn’t make any sense in the real world.

I’ve always preferred a more pragmatic approach: security through obscurity is a great way to buttress an already-secure system. If your non-obscurity approach (“security by design”) is complete rubbish, security through obscurity is only as good as your obscurity.

The government used a mode of encryption called Fascinator. You sometimes see radios with Fascinator encryption modules for sale on eBay. It’s very, very illegal to own Fascinator equipment, because it’s somewhat of a classified mode of encryption. Not much is known about how it works. Isn’t that security by obscurity?

Here’s a more simple argument: a business keeps its money in a safe. The safe is somewhat secure: you need the combination to open it, and you can’t really pick it. On the other hand, a stick of dynamite will also open it. I’m hardly a safe expert, but many businesses, at least in fiction and the olden days, kept their safes in pretty prominent locations, and, if not that, in easy-to-guess observations. If I visit an establishment a few times a week, I might become very familiar with where they keep their safe. If I decided to rob them, all I’d need was some dynamite.

But now suppose that the business is owned by someone who thinks outside the box a little, and who places the safe somewhere bizarre: say, the employee restroom, or in a restaurant’s kitchen. Those who visit the business probably won’t even know that there’s a safe, so someone who’s planning on some safe heists might not even bother with their business.

The argument against security through obscurity is that, if someone knew where the safe was kept–an employee, perhaps–would be able to get to it with no additional effort. And this is a valid point, but it misses what I think is the more important point: if you used it with a “secure by design” system (e.g., the safe), it’s far less likely that people would even know about it in order to break it.

In a computer setting, I thought about (but haven’t taken the time to accomplish) running sshd on a nonstandard port. sshd is a very secure protocol and I use strong passwords. But running it on a nonstandard port: hiding it: security through obscurity would provide me with an additional layer of protection.

In the past, I had an interface to directly manipulate the blog comments table, allowing mass deletion easily. It was something I hacked together one night, and never bothered password-protecting it. It was a ‘hidden URL’ with no links, and the URL was just a random, meaningless word. This is what the security through obscurity folks rightly condemn: anyone who looked through my browser history, or who guessed the URL (very unlikely?) would have been able to do serious damage to the database. But I was the only one who ever knew it existed, and the logs confirm that I was the only one who ever accessed it. Of course it’s a bad idea, and I agree that security through obscurity, as the only means of defense, is a horrible idea. (Despite it having worked perfectly for me.)

But I can’t stand when people go against anything that includes security through obscurity in any sort. It can only help, just don’t rely on it exclusively.

Car Cleaning Advice

I have to admit, I’m obsessed with keeping a very, very clean car. I’ve probably been waxing my car twice a month lately. (Which is probably more than is worthwhile?)

Anyway, I picked up some polish today, and, driving home from the store, couldn’t help but take notice of how the cars I passed looked. I found that most cars looked decent: not too many had really dirty, dull, or otherwise bad finishes. But not too many jumped out at me as looking amazing.

Testing something I’d started to think, I spent some extra time cleaning my car to make sure the wheels got cleaned thoroughly. Not only do they pick up lots of crap from the road, but brake dust makes them even dirtier. So I cleaned the wheels of both cars, along with a bit of wax. (I’m actually far from the only one to suggest that waxing wheels makes sense.)