I will admit, with only a little embarrassment, to being an Alanis Morissette fan. And for whatever reason, I really like .

I would like to propose that, while the song is fairly good, it is possibly the worst love song ever. Here are some lines from the song that I hope are not the nicest things someone could find to say about me:

• I had no choice but to hear you.
• You ask how my day was.
• Your love is thick.
• You’re so much braver than I gave you credit for.
• You are the bearer of unconditional things.
• You held your breath, and the door, for me.
• Thanks for your patience.
• You’re the best listener that I’ve ever met.
• I’ve never felt this healthy before.
• I am aware now.

Okay, so I’m pretty sure takes the cake for worst lyrics for a love song. But Head over Feet is a close second, if you ask me.