Lot of 10 machetes, currently 99 cents. Do mind the shipping ($19.99), though.

One may also wish to ask themselves, “Wait, what do I need ten machetes for?” (And, furthermore, “Is it legal to possess machetes on campus?,” which is a decided “Not at all” in my case.) But for those of you living where machetes are allowed, and who can come up with some reason for owning them, this is currently a steal!