M/S Explorer has crashed.

For added irony, they were in penguin territory at the time.

(One wonders the view out the Windows now that the ship is on its side–they’re most likely blue screens! No Word on whether that is the case, of course, but I will say that the ship’s Outlook isn’t so good. Fortunately, because the rescuers Excel at what they do, passengers were able to Exchange their rooms for ones on a stable ship. Because there were no fatalities, this was not FrontPage news, except on Digg.)