I graduate in May. Here are some jobs that I’d like:

• Doing soundtracks for movies. Not composing music, just spotting ideal music for songs. I have a whole playlist of songs that are crying out to be part of the soundtrack to a movie. I even resisted the urge to put every Moby song I own into the list. Also, Radiohead’s “Motion Picture Soundtrack” isn’t on the list.
• Sports photographer. I’d like to go a Sox game some time, and I love taking pictures of things. So I’d basically be getting paid to do something I’d do anyway. And they’d provide me with the equipment. (I hope… Good lenses don’t come cheap.) Maybe just a photojournalist. I already have the press pass. 😉
• Corporate CEO. It’s unclear where to submit my resume for this position. Maybe they’ll come to me when I get my degree?
• Doing the soundtrack for Guitar Hero IV or whatever. I already have a list of songs that would be good.
• President of the United States. No one’s political ideology is as closely aligned with my own as mine. I
• President of my college. $750K/year. I’ve never even seen ours. I’d do it for half the pay and be twice as visible. And I’d fix the things that need fixing.
• Police chief on-campus. We’re not solving an awful lot of crimes.