Things I care 0% about:

• Norman Miller: No offense to his fans, but I’ve never even heard of him. It’s sad that another human is dead, sure, but if we don’t care when the 997th child of the day dies from malaria, why do we care that Normal Miller died?
• The TV guild strikes. I don’t watch much TV. The Daily Show is funny… But if Jon Stewart is really funny, he should write his own stuff. Same for The Office. I can just not watch the TV shows. I usually don’t anyway.
• The Harry Potter lexicon (?) being delayed.
• Whether or not Michael Jackson will retain ownership of Neverland ranch.
• Statistics about daylight savings time.

News that I care about >5% that seems to have received <5% of the news’ attention:

• Michael Mukasey was appointed. In other news, per the photo, Michael Mukasey has really good taste in ties.
• The seemingly-crumbling economy (and, in turn, dollar valuation) and housing market.