A conversation I had yesterday.

What I thought was said:

Me: picks up a bag of Cheez-Its he brought to meeting Them: “Where did you get those?” Me: “I got it over in Adamian, at the vending machines.” Them: [incredulous look] Me: “I was going to go to Einstein’s for a bagel, but the line was too long.”

What was actually said:

Them: “Oh, nice haircut!” Me: “I got it at the vending machines in Adamian!” Them: [incredulous look] Me: [discusses attempt at dinner]