A conversation I had yesterday.

What I thought was said:

Me: *picks up a bag of Cheez-Its he brought to meeting*
Them: “Where did you get those?”
Me: “I got it over in Adamian, at the vending machines.”
Them: [incredulous look]
Me: “I was going to go to Einstein’s for a bagel, but the line was too long.”

What was actually said:

Them: “Oh, nice haircut!”
Me: “I got it at the vending machines in Adamian!”
Them: [incredulous look]
Me: [discusses attempt at dinner]