Dear News Media,

Can we please have fewer fear-mongering stories about H1N1? And also, can we have fewer stories with titles that basically begin “People Don’t Really Care about…”? Because I really don’t care to read a story about something that people don’t care about. The whole news story is full of people basically saying that the notion of suspending Halloween due to H1N1 is ridiculous. Really, no one sees how ridiculous this is?