In the unlikely event that I should meet an untimely demise, I hereby request that no signs, painted blankets, etc. which may be produced in my memory, be affixed to any bridges or overpasses. Furthermore, I request that no stickers or decals making reference to me be affixed to vehicles.

While I’m being half-facetious in drafting a will dealing with minutia that probably doesn’t belong in a will at all, I’m also completely serious.