All this week my coworkers have been making strange, almost nonsensical comments and laughing. It turns out that they have not gone insane, but that they were simply quoting a video I haven’t seen: the most hilariously awkward one on all of YouTube, So Your Cat Wants a Massage? It’s chock-full of memorable quotes.

In this case, a jeweler is not a person who specializes in rings and watches. It’s a cat who’s so wrapped up in enjoying a massage that she forgets to swallow!

Actually, this somehow brings to mind the old German Forklift Safety Video. I found a dubbed English version, but it’s not nearly as funny. The introduction begins with an office manager telling Klause, and other drivers, that they passed their safety examinations, and then the narrator congratulates Klause and says it’s time for the real world, or something to that effect. Be warned the video is extremely graphic.