I never got into the “25 Things About Me” Facebook meme. I brainstormed maybe half a dozen things, but really didn’t feel like doing it anyway. But instead, I got a great idea: pull in a bunch of other people’s “25 Things About Me” lists and let a Markov chain script munge them a bit. Without further ado, 25 probably-not-true things about other people:

1. I grew up in a weird mood.
2. I have a strong knowledge of French and I have chips from about 20 places in 9 different states.
3. I’m obsessed with managing money and credit… along with all my favorite alcoholic beverages.
4. I don’t have many regrets, but I love Paula Abdul.
5. I’m on the floor or in bags. My dresser is empty.
6. I feel so tingly thinking about Harry. Harry’s my bff.
7. My Blackberry is my Nana Barbara. She’s like a best friend almost.
8. I like to throw up all over myself and then get laughed at when I could live without my sister.
9. I’m so glad I gave up crack.
10. I have not lived in East Hampton, NY since I was 5 but I get the extended warranty with it.
11. When I sing, generally I am a raging liberal and believe pot should be legalized.
12. I miss the BG drama club and all the sushi ladies. Not seeing them frequently makes me want to own 3 dogs, 2 cats, 2 mice, 1 parrot, and 4 parakeets when I buy electronics.
13. I’m a fat kid, and I’m going to the seminary.
14. I’ve only dated one person more than a few seconds.
15. My motivation for doing homework is starving myself.
16. Whenever I eat cinnamon sticks raw. They are delicious and flavorful.
17. I cry at the 5th largest public accounting firm.
18. I have a 5’x3.5′ bookcase in my music folder with the simple fact that there are an awful lot of big city fires.
19. Three summers ago I sold off my entire life.
20. I don’t really want kids I could be potentially dying. Its so fun!!!
21. My parents are terrified that someday I’m going to the beach. The ocean reeks of death…
22. I have a breakdown. I pretend to be an actuary.
23. Myspace is wicked creepy but I still choose a version of BASIC as my programming language.
24. Until I realized that Barack was who I wanted to be deathly afraid of bees and most other bugs.
25. I make sure people eat their veggies, wear a coat, and watch TLC 24/7.