Have you ever noticed a common thread with all the UFO sightings? No, no, not crazy people. The ones that seem at least a little credible.

They’re all near Air Force bases or other military research facilities.

Edit: This is why you don’t whip out a quick post on the spur of the moment. My point isn’t that it’s clearly because of a government conspiracy involving aliens; it’s that it’s clearly the government experimenting with new aircraft. The fact that local control towers and military bases are always denying having seen anything in the air at the time that everyone in the city reports seeing UFOs flying around only reinforces my theory.