I have absolutely no clue who told me this, but someone not too long ago was talking about how they knew someone who knew most of the spots the cops would hide for speedtraps and slow down, but how they would, if anything, speed up in front of the police station, because they never patrolled there. It was one of those things that seemed ironic, and yet intuitively, I knew they were right.

But I’ve got my police scanner on right now. Care to guess where someone just got pulled over?

(Posting here since I can’t e-mail whoever mentioned this to me, since I don’t have the foggiest clue who it was.)