Thinking

My mind works in strange ways sometimes. Read and think about each of the following statements:

  • I was cooking a pizza in the oven at 250 degrees, but I was in a big hurry, so I doubled the temperature to 500 degrees.
  • I miss the summer days when it was 80 degrees, and, over night, the temperature would be halved to 40 degrees.
  • It was ten degrees the other morning, and tripled to thirty by noon.
  • It was 0.1 the morning before that, and had risen three-hundred times to 30 degrees by noon.
  • It was -1 before I woke up that morning, so it was -30 times as warm by noon.

To me, it makes progressively less and less sense. But I’m trying to think of why. It’s clearly asymptotic at 0 degrees: if it’s exactly 0 degrees and grows to 0.1 degrees, it’s “infinitely warmer.” Of course, most people wouldn’t notice the tenth of a degree increase, and my concept of “infinitely warmer” is something significantly warmer than 0.1. And it doesn’t make any sense when you go into negatives. I think another part of the problem is that “zero” degrees doesn’t mean “zero warmth,” since it doesn’t make sense to have a negative amount of warmth. (Assuming that “no warmth” isn’t neutral, but is absolute zero.) Of course, Fahrenheit and Celsius don’t even grow at the same rate, compounding things further.

3 thoughts on “Thinking

  1. The experts have commented: you need to use Kelvin if you’re going to do “doubling.”

    It was 255.427778 degrees kelvin when I woke up. By afternoon, it was 272.038889 degrees kelvin. Rather than 300 times as warm, it was about 6% warmer.

  2. Of course, this ruins any talk of doubling temperatures. To “double” the warmth when it’s 0 (Fahrenheit), you’d have to wait until it was 459 degrees outside.

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