I was just trying to play some Team Fortress 2 on my laptop… Without a mouse. It wasn’t going so well. Plus, I couldn’t find anyone on the map. (It was a big map with only a few people on it.)  So I’m just moving around trying to find where everyone is.

And all of a sudden a Scout comes through the door and fires his shotgun. I don’t think he even hit me on the first shot.

But I totally panicked. I jumped back in my seat and began flailing my arms. He proceeded to shoot me again and I died.

Me: 0. Pathetic: +1.