I got a copy of Body for Life, and it kind of inspired me to eat right.

Kind of.

Here’s what I had to eat at work:

• Fried mozzarella sticks and jalepeno poppers (stuffed with fake cheese)
• Barq’s to wash it down
• Ritz Bitz cheese crackers later in the night
• Smoothie Skittles still later
• Butter Crunch ice cream, 2 scoops, in a waffle cone.

Okay, so maybe Body for Life isn’t for me.