{"id":791,"date":"2008-06-01T19:25:35","date_gmt":"2008-06-01T23:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=791"},"modified":"2008-06-01T19:25:35","modified_gmt":"2008-06-01T23:25:35","slug":"missing-the-point","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2008\/06\/01\/missing-the-point\/","title":{"rendered":"Missing the Point"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/314\/\">This comic<\/a> was pretty funny, and the <em>age\/2 + 7<\/em> formula got tossed around a lot by my roommates.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it gives us the <em>minimum<\/em> age one can date without being creepy. At 22, it&#8217;s [(22\/2) + 7], or 18. (I, however, maintain that this discrepancy would, in fact, be creepy.)<\/p>\n<p>But what about the <em>upper<\/em> age limit? The formula itself is silent on this, <em>but<\/em> we can easily do some substitution to make it work. If the minimum acceptable age (&#8220;M&#8221;) is your own age (&#8220;A&#8221;) divided by two, plus 7, we get:<\/p>\n<p>M = A\/2 + 7<\/p>\n<p>We typically solve for M, knowing A. However, the oldest person I could date would have <em>my<\/em> A as <em>their<\/em> M, e.g.:<\/p>\n<p>22 = A\/2 + 7<\/p>\n<p>With this realization, it&#8217;s a simple Algebra 1 question. Subtract 7 from both sides and then multiply by two.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, the maximum age one can date is 2(a-7), where <em>a<\/em> is your age. For me, it&#8217;d be 2(22-7), or 30.<\/p>\n<p>What interests me, though, is that this means I&#8217;m allowed to go back four years, but forward eight, within the margin of creepiness.<\/p>\n<p>I built a spreadsheet for people aged 1 to 100 showing this and various other statistics. It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ttwagner.com\/files\/2008\/06\/creepy.html\">online here<\/a> as an HTML document. A few interesting trends emerge that aren&#8217;t intuitively obvious working with just the formulas:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>The formula doesn&#8217;t make any sense below age 14.<\/li>\n    <li>Age 14 is a sort of &#8216;identity,&#8217; when you&#8217;re first able to start non-creepily dating people, apparently, without breaking any laws of mathematics. At age 14, you can&#8217;t date anyone older, nor younger, than 14.<\/li>\n    <li>From there on out, every year you age adds 0.5 to the minimum age you can date, while adding 2 to the maximum age. Thus at 22, I can date 18-30. When I turn 23, my new range will be 18.5 to 32. (At age 100, you can date anyone between 57 and 186. Because dating anyone over 186 would definitely be creepy.)<\/li>\n    <li>As you can see, the two don&#8217;t grow at the same speed; the upper age grows four times as fast as the lower age. An interesting side-effect of this is that this means that, as time goes on, your age becomes radically different than the median age. By the time you reach 100, you&#8217;re 21.5 years younger than the median age of people you can date.<\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This comic was pretty funny, and the age\/2 + 7 formula got tossed around a lot by my roommates. Of course, it gives us the minimum age one can date without being creepy. At 22, it&#8217;s [(22\/2) + 7], or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2008\/06\/01\/missing-the-point\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,15,18,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insanity","category-living","category-ocd","category-rants-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}