{"id":749,"date":"2008-05-17T19:30:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T23:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=749"},"modified":"2008-05-17T19:30:04","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T23:30:04","slug":"graduated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2008\/05\/17\/graduated\/","title":{"rendered":"Graduated"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m now (essentially) graduated, with a Bachelor’s of Science.<\/p>\n

As I was walking across the stage, there were five different people who shook my hand. A few congratulated me; the President beamed with joy as she shook my hand (given that I’m a W-name, her facial muscles must have been aching?). But the last guy’s words of wisdom, imparted with a serious, dignified tone?<\/p>\n

“Do not.<\/p>\n

Fall down.<\/p>\n

The steps.”<\/p>\n

Words to live by!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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