{"id":696,"date":"2008-04-25T01:10:21","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T05:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2008\/04\/25\/news-anchors-awesome\/"},"modified":"2008-04-25T01:10:21","modified_gmt":"2008-04-25T05:10:21","slug":"news-anchors-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2008\/04\/25\/news-anchors-awesome\/","title":{"rendered":"News Anchors, Awesome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wasting time on YouTube:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>&#8220;<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"267\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pG4UMxP3HsM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen title=\"Insane News Man\"><\/iframe>&#8221; is pretty funny. Not until about the seventh time watching it did it occur that it was maybe a teleprompter problem, and the transition into his co-anchor being absent and a man being &#8220;murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday&#8221; were two separate things.<\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=E6YqOfHAeIo&#038;feature=related\">This talkshow clip<\/a> is in a foreign language (Dutch?), but I still can&#8217;t help but crack up laughing every time I watch this. You don&#8217;t need to understand what&#8217;s being said.<\/li>\n    <li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=d3dpTZyFGEk&#038;feature=related\">This weatherman<\/a> is a classic. It&#8217;s a college station. Someone eventually interviewed him; it was his first time and the director kept distracting him by trying to give him cues, which just made things worse.<\/li>\n    <li>Off the topic of news anchors, &#8220;<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"267\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VxiMeYjZx3k?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen title=\"The worst hockey player!\"><\/iframe>&#8221; is hilarious, if only because it would be me if I played hockey.<\/li>\n    <li>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4cng435qQp4&#038;NR=1\">Worst Hockey Fight<\/a>&#8221; is almost as good, although the first 20 seconds or so are worthless.<\/li>\n    <li>You might have seen this <iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"267\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Sv5woNs9WRE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen title=\"Home Shopping Blooper (FUNNY!)\"><\/iframe> before, but I&#8217;d never seen the full version before, which is where the hilarity lies. Long after it&#8217;s obvious that the horse picture he&#8217;s referring to is actually a butterfly \/ month, he continues calling it a horse, and even starts pointing out imaginary details.<\/li>\n    <li><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"267\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rhExCkQukio?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen title=\"Colleen Lopez Car Battery Fiasco\"><\/iframe>, though, is even funnier, albeit much older. They&#8217;re selling &#8220;safety jumper cables&#8221; while the model shows off a poncho for no apparent reason, before the anchor very deliberately&#8230; Well, just watch.<\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wasting time on YouTube: &#8220;&#8221; is pretty funny. Not until about the seventh time watching it did it occur that it was maybe a teleprompter problem, and the transition into his co-anchor being absent and a man being &#8220;murdered and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2008\/04\/25\/news-anchors-awesome\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6,11,15,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool-links","category-funny","category-insanity","category-living","category-rants-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}