{"id":651,"date":"2008-04-05T17:19:03","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T21:19:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2008\/04\/05\/she-ate-all-the-gherkins\/"},"modified":"2008-04-05T17:19:03","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T21:19:03","slug":"she-ate-all-the-gherkins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2008\/04\/05\/she-ate-all-the-gherkins\/","title":{"rendered":"She Ate All the Gherkins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The UK&#8217;s Mark Steel has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk\/news\/opinion\/article3571700.ece\">a particularly humorous piece<\/a> on Hillary&#8217;s problems with accidentally mis-speaking and making strange claims, because she says so many words:<\/p>\n<blockquote>Her next round of soft-focus adverts will probably feature her soothingly saying, &#8220;My fellow Americans, I drank a pint of walrus milk once for a bet. I speak fluent Eskimo. I once ate all the gherkins in Belgium. My brother&#8217;s got a yak in his loft. I fell asleep on a night bus once and woke up in Munich, and had to get a lift back on a camel. I used to live on an iceberg. I&#8217;ve got a waffle-maker that works underwater.&#8221;<\/blockquote>\n<p>Okay, so maybe it&#8217;s overly critical of her. But I can&#8217;t help but chuckle as I read it.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The UK&#8217;s Mark Steel has a particularly humorous piece on Hillary&#8217;s problems with accidentally mis-speaking and making strange claims, because she says so many words: Her next round of soft-focus adverts will probably feature her soothingly saying, &#8220;My fellow Americans, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2008\/04\/05\/she-ate-all-the-gherkins\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5,6,11,21,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2","category-cool-links","category-funny","category-insanity","category-politics","category-rants-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}