{"id":60,"date":"2007-07-24T10:15:57","date_gmt":"2007-07-24T14:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/07\/24\/horror-scopes\/"},"modified":"2007-07-24T10:15:57","modified_gmt":"2007-07-24T14:15:57","slug":"horror-scopes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/07\/24\/horror-scopes\/","title":{"rendered":"Horror Scopes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I believe that horoscopes are pure baloney. But I like to read mine from time to time, sort of like how I play the lottery and pick up heads-up pennies: better safe than sorry? But really, the reason is more that it &#8216;feels good.&#8217; Even though I know that it&#8217;s a work of fiction, it&#8217;s reassuring to read something suggesting that I&#8217;m going to have a good week or whatnot.<\/p>\n<p>So I was playing around with the &#8216;widgets&#8217; on iGoogle, and added a horoscope one. The past three days, it&#8217;s basically suggested that I&#8217;ll be lost in introspection, not my usual self, and that my life will be very confusing right now. As I start to think about what I&#8217;m going to do after college, this is alarmingly bleak.<\/p>\n<p>I think horoscopes should be like fortune cookies: optimistic little sayings that brighten your day and make you feel good, even if no one thinks it&#8217;s worth a hoot. But when I turn to fiction to brighten my day, and it instead suggests I&#8217;m going to be miserable for a while, it&#8217;s not quite what I wanted.<\/p>\n<p>I tried removing that horoscope and adding a different horoscope widget that drew its data from a different source. That one tells me that major events are going on behind the scenes in my life, and that, when they come to the surface, I should count on those I trust most to help me deal with them. Which is perhaps even more bleak than suggesting that I&#8217;ll be depressed the next few days.<\/p>\n<p>Really, who writes these things? Do they stand to profit from the sale of antidepressants?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I believe that horoscopes are pure baloney. But I like to read mine from time to time, sort of like how I play the lottery and pick up heads-up pennies: better safe than sorry? But really, the reason is more &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/07\/24\/horror-scopes\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,15,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insanity","category-living","category-rants-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}