{"id":3902,"date":"2014-05-24T21:54:22","date_gmt":"2014-05-25T01:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=3902"},"modified":"2014-05-24T21:54:22","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T01:54:22","slug":"love-songs-poor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2014\/05\/24\/love-songs-poor\/","title":{"rendered":"Love Songs, Poor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will admit, with only a little embarrassment, to being an Alanis Morissette fan. And for whatever reason, I really like <iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"267\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4iuO49jbovg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen title=\"Alanis Morissette - Head Over Feet (Official 4K Music Video)\"><\/iframe>.<\/p>\n<p>I would like to propose that, while the song is fairly good, it is possibly the worst love song ever. Here are some lines from the song that I hope are not the nicest things someone could find to say about me:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I had no choice but to hear you.<\/li>\n<li>You ask how my day was.<\/li>\n<li>Your love is thick.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re so much braver than I gave you credit for.<\/li>\n<li>You are the bearer of unconditional things.<\/li>\n<li>You held your breath, and the door, for me.<\/li>\n<li>Thanks for your patience.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re the best listener that I&#8217;ve ever met.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve never felt this healthy before.<\/li>\n<li>I am aware now.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Okay, so I&#8217;m pretty sure <iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"356\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9uWwvQKGjLI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen title=\"The Smashing Pumpkins - Ava Adore (Official Music Video)\"><\/iframe> takes the cake for worst lyrics for a love song. But Head over Feet is a close second, if you ask me.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will admit, with only a little embarrassment, to being an Alanis Morissette fan. And for whatever reason, I really like . I would like to propose that, while the song is fairly good, it is possibly the worst love &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2014\/05\/24\/love-songs-poor\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}