{"id":361,"date":"2007-12-08T14:40:50","date_gmt":"2007-12-08T19:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/12\/08\/instincts\/"},"modified":"2007-12-08T14:40:50","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T19:40:50","slug":"instincts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/12\/08\/instincts\/","title":{"rendered":"Instincts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was just trying to play some Team Fortress 2 on my laptop&#8230; Without a mouse. It wasn&#8217;t going so well. Plus, I couldn&#8217;t find anyone on the map. (It was a big map with only a few people on it.)\u00a0 So I&#8217;m just moving around trying to find where everyone is.<\/p>\n<p>And all of a sudden a Scout comes through the door and fires his shotgun. I don&#8217;t think he even hit me on the first shot.<\/p>\n<p>But I <em>totally<\/em> panicked. I jumped back in my seat and began flailing my arms. He proceeded to shoot me again and I died.<\/p>\n<p>Me: 0. Pathetic: +1.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was just trying to play some Team Fortress 2 on my laptop&#8230; Without a mouse. It wasn&#8217;t going so well. Plus, I couldn&#8217;t find anyone on the map. (It was a big map with only a few people on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/12\/08\/instincts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,15,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-insanity","category-living","category-rants-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}