{"id":351,"date":"2007-12-03T20:48:55","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T01:48:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/12\/03\/when-life-gives-you-lemons\/"},"modified":"2007-12-03T20:48:55","modified_gmt":"2007-12-04T01:48:55","slug":"when-life-gives-you-lemons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/12\/03\/when-life-gives-you-lemons\/","title":{"rendered":"When Life Gives You Lemons"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s a pile of snow outside.<\/p>\n

In other news, Georgia is still having a drought.<\/p>\n

Business idea of the day? Charge New Englanders for snow disposal. For about the cost of plowing, I’ll take<\/em> the snow for you. You don’t have to worry about snowbanks.<\/p>\n

I’ll then fill trains with it and ship it to Georgia and others in need of water, who will buy it from me.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s a pile of snow outside. In other news, Georgia is still having a drought. Business idea of the day? Charge New Englanders for snow disposal. For about the cost of plowing, I’ll take the snow for you. You don’t … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9,10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-humanitarianism","category-ideas","category-insanity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}