{"id":339,"date":"2007-11-27T11:45:25","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T16:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/11\/27\/police-logs\/"},"modified":"2007-11-27T11:45:25","modified_gmt":"2007-11-27T16:45:25","slug":"police-logs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/11\/27\/police-logs\/","title":{"rendered":"Police Logs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was in the police station getting data for the police logs. As I sat there in the lobby perusing the logs, some girl came in and approached the dispatch desk.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hi, I don&#8217;t know what to do&#8230; This has never happened before. I think my car was towed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes go by, and the dispatcher concludes, &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, we didn&#8217;t tow your car.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She told him <em>exactly<\/em> where she&#8217;d parked, so he pulled it up on the camera and zoomed in. (The zoom on those cameras is ridiculous!) &#8220;I was right next to that Jeep,&#8221; she said. Sure enough, her car wasn&#8217;t there.<\/p>\n<p>She called to get information on activating Lo-jack in her car.\u00a0 The dispatcher called local tow yards to confirm that no one had towed the car without telling him. One\u00a0 by one, they came back negative.<\/p>\n<p>I was sitting there, intrigued. Part of me didn&#8217;t believe that a car had just been stolen on campus. But the other part of me was irritated that the dispatcher was was lallygagging around instead of putting out a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/BOLO\">BOLO<\/a> for the recently-stolen car.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, he radioed to one of the officers who was patrolling the parking lot, and asked him to look for the car. About ten seconds later, he radioed back. &#8220;I&#8217;m sitting right in front of it.&#8221; He turned on his lights so they could see where he was on camera.<\/p>\n<p>He was maybe four cars down from where she said she&#8217;d parked.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to refrain from cracking up. And as I soon realized that it&#8217;s exactly what everyone else in the station was trying to do.<\/p>\n<p>(As an added bonus, she freely admitted that she was illegally parked in a handicapped spot and had no parking permit, although they seemed to distracted with the hunt for her lost car to issue her a citation.)<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was in the police station getting data for the police logs. As I sat there in the lobby perusing the logs, some girl came in and approached the dispatch desk. &#8220;Hi, I don&#8217;t know what to do&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/11\/27\/police-logs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,11,15,24,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-hero-of-the-day","category-insanity","category-living","category-rants-raves","category-security"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}