{"id":2891,"date":"2010-04-24T12:52:01","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T16:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=2891"},"modified":"2010-04-24T12:52:01","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T16:52:01","slug":"dating-over-tcp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2010\/04\/24\/dating-over-tcp\/","title":{"rendered":"Dating over TCP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our newest site at work is a 40+ dating site, a new industry for us. And one of the things I really love about the team I work with is that all of the engineers do what they do because they love programming, which means that we&#8217;re all giant nerds.<\/p>\n<p>Consequentially, we all found <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.ksplice.com\/2010\/04\/dating-is-rough-at-the-transport-layer\/\">this comic<\/a> to be absolutely hilarious. I suppose it&#8217;s like the SQL joke I posted the other day, where part of the humor is that it&#8217;s just such a ridiculous topic to joke about, and another part is the realization that, if you tried to explain why it was funny to anyone, it would instantly become boring and lame. (&#8220;Don&#8217;t you get it? It&#8217;s the TCP handshake! But instead of establishing a connection, he&#8217;s asking her out!&#8221;)<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our newest site at work is a 40+ dating site, a new industry for us. And one of the things I really love about the team I work with is that all of the engineers do what they do because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2010\/04\/24\/dating-over-tcp\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}