{"id":2541,"date":"2009-11-21T17:56:37","date_gmt":"2009-11-21T21:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=2541"},"modified":"2009-11-21T17:56:37","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T21:56:37","slug":"instant-gratification","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/11\/21\/instant-gratification\/","title":{"rendered":"Instant Gratification"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lot has been said about how our culture is based on instant gratification. I tend to ignore them, because there&#8217;s too much text to read before I get to the conclusion.<\/p>\n<p>I just got back from Ikea, and bought a little $3 basil plant. It has one of those creepy &#8220;compressed dirt&#8221; tablets that you pour water in and it expands, and a packet of basil seeds. Per the directions, I watered the soil so it expanded, and poured the seeds on top.<\/p>\n<p>The thing that concerns me is that, 15 minutes after pouring the seeds on top, I went to check and see if they had sprouted yet. And rather than thinking I was an idiot, I was kind of just annoyed that Ikea couldn&#8217;t make the plant grow faster.<\/p>\n<p>I also watered some plants I bought that were a bit brown on the edges. I assume that they&#8217;re healthy and just needed water, but wanted to make sure. Guess what? They&#8217;re still brown at the edges 15 minutes after being watered.<\/p>\n<p>What is taking the plants so long?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lot has been said about how our culture is based on instant gratification. I tend to ignore them, because there&#8217;s too much text to read before I get to the conclusion. I just got back from Ikea, and bought &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/11\/21\/instant-gratification\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}