{"id":2433,"date":"2009-10-24T12:11:11","date_gmt":"2009-10-24T16:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=2433"},"modified":"2009-10-24T12:11:11","modified_gmt":"2009-10-24T16:11:11","slug":"halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/10\/24\/halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I now know <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upi.com\/Odd_News\/2009\/10\/22\/Sales-of-balloon-boy-costumes-take-flight\/UPI-23971256270264\/\">what I want to be for Halloween<\/a>. And it&#8217;s safe: &#8220;It has the same chance of lifting your 6-year-old as the one you may have seen on CNN or MSNBC TV.&#8221; I just found out where <a href=\"http:\/\/www.microflight.com\/Balloon-Boy-Halloween-Costume-Kit;jsessionid=0a010c471f43129156d5206d48e9b4baf0c2468b8289.e3eSch4MaN4Re34Pa38Ta38Pa3f0\">they&#8217;re sold online<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the costume won&#8217;t be complete unless I also carry around a Tupperware container into which I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FGhIQP801fc\">vomit profusely<\/a>.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I now know what I want to be for Halloween. And it&#8217;s safe: &#8220;It has the same chance of lifting your 6-year-old as the one you may have seen on CNN or MSNBC TV.&#8221; I just found out where they&#8217;re &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/10\/24\/halloween\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}