{"id":2370,"date":"2009-10-06T19:45:21","date_gmt":"2009-10-06T23:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=2370"},"modified":"2009-10-06T19:45:21","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T23:45:21","slug":"my-will-part-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/10\/06\/my-will-part-i\/","title":{"rendered":"My Will, Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the unlikely event that I should meet an untimely demise, I hereby request that no signs, painted blankets, etc. which may be produced in my memory, be affixed to any bridges or overpasses. Furthermore, I request that no stickers or decals making reference to me be affixed to vehicles.<\/p>\n

While I’m being half-facetious in drafting a will dealing with minutia that probably doesn’t belong in a will at all, I’m also completely serious.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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