A conversation I had yesterday.<\/p>\n
What I thought was said<\/em>:<\/p>\n Me: picks up a bag of Cheez-Its he brought to meeting<\/em>\nThem: “Where did you get those?”\nMe: “I got it over in Adamian, at the vending machines.”\nThem: [incredulous look]\nMe: “I was going to go to Einstein’s for a bagel, but the line was too long.”<\/p>\n What was actually said:<\/em><\/p>\n Them: “Oh, nice haircut!”\nMe: “I got it at the vending machines in Adamian!”\nThem: [incredulous look]\nMe: [discusses attempt at dinner]<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A conversation I had yesterday. What I thought was said: Me: picks up a bag of Cheez-Its he brought to meeting Them: “Where did you get those?” Me: “I got it over in Adamian, at the vending machines.” Them: [incredulous … Continue reading