{"id":1690,"date":"2009-03-24T19:23:57","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T23:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=1690"},"modified":"2009-03-24T19:23:57","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T23:23:57","slug":"in-soviet-russia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/03\/24\/in-soviet-russia\/","title":{"rendered":"In Soviet Russia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Failblog posted this <a href=\"http:\/\/failblog.org\/2009\/03\/23\/object-group-fail\/\">amusing homework assignment<\/a>, and someone in the comments pointed out that if you Google all five of the terms, you get taken to <a href=\"http:\/\/alexiuss.deviantart.com\/journal\/21840823\/\">this page [spoiler!]<\/a>, which probably posted it originally and has access to the answer key. (The assignment is apparently from Russia, yet in English.)<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t post the real answer (which I argue is wrong), but by far my favorite (inaccurate) one:<\/p>\n<p><em>They&#8217;re all completely screwed.\nThe penguin is standing in front of a train.\nThe boot has no foot in it.\nThe train has no tracks.\nThe whale is stranded out of the water.\nThe piano has no bench (nobody wants to play a piano without a bench&#8230;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What do <em>you<\/em> think the commonality is?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Failblog posted this amusing homework assignment, and someone in the comments pointed out that if you Google all five of the terms, you get taken to this page [spoiler!], which probably posted it originally and has access to the answer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/03\/24\/in-soviet-russia\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}