{"id":1655,"date":"2009-03-09T20:12:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T00:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=1655"},"modified":"2009-03-09T20:12:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T00:12:42","slug":"florida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/03\/09\/florida\/","title":{"rendered":"Florida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever noticed that about 75% of the news stories that are so insane you think they can&#8217;t possible be true come from Florida?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.tampabay.com\/breakingnews\/2009\/03\/three-tire-vehi.html\">yet another example<\/a>. Police stopped a car because it only had three tires. Shockingly, the driver turned out to be drunk.<\/p>\n<p>Bonus: &#8220;A short time later, they arrested him for having a blood-alcohol level nearly twice the level at which the state presumes a person is unable to safely drive&#8230; [The driver] registered 0.200 and 0.198 during subsequent Breathalyzer tests&#8230; Under state law, a driver is presumed to be impaired if he or she has a blood-alcohol level of 0.08.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Does anyone else think someone failed at statistics class?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever noticed that about 75% of the news stories that are so insane you think they can&#8217;t possible be true come from Florida? Here&#8217;s yet another example. Police stopped a car because it only had three tires. Shockingly, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/03\/09\/florida\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}