{"id":1561,"date":"2009-02-06T16:30:40","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T20:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/?p=1561"},"modified":"2009-02-06T16:30:40","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T20:30:40","slug":"25-things-about-other-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2009\/02\/06\/25-things-about-other-people\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Things About Other People"},"content":{"rendered":"

I never got into the “25 Things About Me” Facebook meme. I brainstormed maybe half a dozen things, but really didn’t feel like doing it anyway. But instead, I got a great idea: pull in a bunch of other people’s “25 Things About Me” lists and let a Markov chain<\/a> script munge them a bit. Without further ado, 25 probably-not-true things about other people:<\/p>\n

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  1. I grew up in a weird mood.<\/li>\n
  2. I have a strong knowledge of French and I have chips from about 20 places in 9 different states.<\/li>\n
  3. I’m obsessed with managing money and credit… along with all my favorite alcoholic beverages.<\/li>\n
  4. I don’t have many regrets, but I love Paula Abdul.<\/li>\n
  5. I’m on the floor or in bags. My dresser is empty.<\/li>\n
  6. I feel so tingly thinking about Harry. Harry’s my bff.<\/li>\n
  7. My Blackberry is my Nana Barbara. She’s like a best friend almost.<\/li>\n
  8. I like to throw up all over myself and then get laughed at when I could live without my sister.<\/li>\n
  9. I’m so glad I gave up crack.<\/li>\n
  10. I have not lived in East Hampton, NY since I was 5 but I get the extended warranty with it.<\/li>\n
  11. When I sing, generally I am a raging liberal and believe pot should be legalized.<\/li>\n
  12. I miss the BG drama club and all the sushi ladies. Not seeing them frequently makes me want to own 3 dogs, 2 cats, 2 mice, 1 parrot, and 4 parakeets when I buy electronics.<\/li>\n
  13. I’m a fat kid, and I’m going to the seminary.<\/li>\n
  14. I\u2019ve only dated one person more than a few seconds.<\/li>\n
  15. My motivation for doing homework is starving myself.<\/li>\n
  16. Whenever I eat cinnamon sticks raw. They are delicious and flavorful.<\/li>\n
  17. I cry at the 5th largest public accounting firm.<\/li>\n
  18. I have a 5’x3.5′ bookcase in my music folder with the simple fact that there are an awful lot of big city fires.<\/li>\n
  19. Three summers ago I sold off my entire life.<\/li>\n
  20. I don’t really want kids I could be potentially dying. Its so fun!!!<\/li>\n
  21. My parents are terrified that someday I’m going to the beach. The ocean reeks of death…<\/li>\n
  22. I have a breakdown. I pretend to be an actuary.<\/li>\n
  23. Myspace is wicked creepy but I still choose a version of BASIC as my programming language.<\/li>\n
  24. Until I realized that Barack was who I wanted to be deathly afraid of bees and most other bugs.<\/li>\n
  25. I make sure people eat their veggies, wear a coat, and watch TLC 24\/7.<\/li>\n<\/ol>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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