{"id":141,"date":"2007-09-17T16:01:19","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T20:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/09\/17\/nutjobs\/"},"modified":"2007-09-17T16:01:19","modified_gmt":"2007-09-17T20:01:19","slug":"nutjobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/09\/17\/nutjobs\/","title":{"rendered":"Nutjobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You are a nutjob if:<\/p>\n<ul>\n    <li>You refer to government conspiracies. (Actually, let me qualify that. You refer to government conspiracies <em>without showing compelling evidence<\/em>.)<\/li>\n    <li>You refer to &#8220;the homosexual agenda&#8221; or use the word &#8220;infiltrated&#8221; to refer to homosexuals.<\/li>\n    <li>You believe income tax \/ the IRS are illegal, and\/or have voted to abolish them.<\/li>\n    <li>Most of your savings are in some format other than, err, money. (I suppose there&#8217;s <em>some<\/em> logic here, if the economy were to utterly crumble. But if the economy utterly crumbles, who wants your gold \/ rubies?)<\/li>\n    <li>You are an anarchist. (This is 100% irrelevant to supporting <em>smaller<\/em> government, which is far from being a nutjob. I&#8217;m talking people who truly think we should have <em>no<\/em> government at all.)<\/li>\n    <li>You vote to permit torture.<\/li>\n    <li>You support an immediate and complete withdrawal from Iraq.<\/li>\n    <li>You support staying in Iraq indefinitely with no exit plan.<\/li>\n    <li>Your plan for &#8216;solving&#8217; illegal immigration consists primarily of &#8220;build a really big fence.&#8221;<\/li>\n    <li>Your plan for &#8216;solving&#8217; illegal immigration consists primarily of deporting all illegal immigrants.<\/li>\n    <li>You write an &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/billysreward.tomalciere.com\/title.html\">erotic fantasy<\/a>&#8221; novel about police officers being gunned down.<\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are a nutjob if: You refer to government conspiracies. (Actually, let me qualify that. You refer to government conspiracies without showing compelling evidence.) You refer to &#8220;the homosexual agenda&#8221; or use the word &#8220;infiltrated&#8221; to refer to homosexuals. You &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/09\/17\/nutjobs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,21,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insanity","category-politics","category-rants-raves"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}