{"id":13,"date":"2007-06-23T06:34:24","date_gmt":"2007-06-23T10:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/06\/23\/rolex\/"},"modified":"2007-06-23T06:34:24","modified_gmt":"2007-06-23T10:34:24","slug":"rolex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/06\/23\/rolex\/","title":{"rendered":"Rolex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a new consignment gallery in town that I&#8217;ve been meaning to check out for a while. Tonight they hosted a speaker on a topic that interested me, so my mom and I dropped in.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to some cool lamps and a few swords, they have a case full of watches, bearing a sign: &#8220;All watches: $30.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At least half of the watches are Rolexes. (Some Movado watches, too, which are also ludicrously expensive.)<\/p>\n<p>It didn&#8217;t take too long for it to dawn on me that the reason they were $30 each wasn&#8217;t that they were insane, but because they were most likely all fake.<\/p>\n<p>I toyed with buying one anyway (along with an ancient rangefinder camera), because it <em>did <\/em>look cool, and besides, who&#8217;d know if it was the real thing or not? I ultimately didn&#8217;t, but I&#8217;m considering going back.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that fake Rolexes aren&#8217;t the exclusive territory of guys in New York with trenchcoats. They&#8217;re sold online, but are generally sold under the euphemistic term, &#8220;Replica.&#8221; This alone isn&#8217;t too shocking (although their honesty is.) What&#8217;s shocking is that the <em>fake<\/em> Rolexes are still going for 4 digits.<\/p>\n<p>My only concern (well, besides <a href=\"http:\/\/www.replicacenter.com\/index.php?p=legal\">legal <\/a>ones) is that none of the watches were ticking; I assume they just need new batteries, but can&#8217;t really be sure.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a new consignment gallery in town that I&#8217;ve been meaning to check out for a while. Tonight they hosted a speaker on a topic that interested me, so my mom and I dropped in. In addition to some cool &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/2007\/06\/23\/rolex\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-materialism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/n1zyy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}