{"id":252,"date":"2010-03-04T11:06:49","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T15:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/2010\/03\/04\/10-things-likely-to-be-overheard-from-a-klingon-programmer\/"},"modified":"2010-03-04T11:06:49","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T15:06:49","slug":"10-things-likely-to-be-overheard-from-a-klingon-programmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/2010\/03\/04\/10-things-likely-to-be-overheard-from-a-klingon-programmer\/","title":{"rendered":"10 things likely to be overheard from a Klingon Programmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea where this came from originally but it showed up on a mailing list I am on this morning.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Specifications are for the weak and timid! <\/li>\n<li>You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! <\/li>\n<li>Indentation?! &#8211; I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! <\/li>\n<li>What is this talk of &#8216;release&#8217;? Klingons do not make software &#8216;releases&#8217;. Our software &#8216;escapes&#8217; leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake. <\/li>\n<li>Klingon function calls do not have &#8216;parameters&#8217; &#8211; they have &#8216;arguments&#8217; &#8211; and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. <\/li>\n<li>Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. <\/li>\n<li>A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code! <\/li>\n<li>Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand. <\/li>\n<li>You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you&#8217;ve read it in the original Klingon. <\/li>\n<li>Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are! <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"wlWriterHeaderFooter\" style=\"margin:0px;padding:0px 0px 0px 0px\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea where this came from originally but it showed up on a mailing list I am on this morning. Specifications are for the weak and timid! You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! Indentation?! &#8211; I will show you how to indent when I indent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/mistert\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}