{"id":110,"date":"2008-04-14T17:33:57","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T21:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/2008\/04\/14\/how-2\/"},"modified":"2008-04-14T17:33:57","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T21:33:57","slug":"how-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/2008\/04\/14\/how-2\/","title":{"rendered":"How&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do people get talking slots at conferences with a subject &#8220;to be determined&#8221;? When I submitted my talk, I had to fill out an entire assortion of bios, contact info, and an abstract. What does their abstract say?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I am a l337 PHP h4x0r. Let me talk.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Who <i>wouldn&#8217;t<\/i> give him an hour?<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I&#8217;m just frustrated because it took me like 4 tries to finally get a talk accepted. I&#8217;m sure &#8212; like just about everything else in the world of business &#8212; it&#8217;s all politics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do people get talking slots at conferences with a subject &#8220;to be determined&#8221;? When I submitted my talk, I had to fill out an entire assortion of bios, contact info, and an abstract. What does their abstract say? I am a l337 PHP h4x0r. Let me talk. Who wouldn&#8217;t give him an hour? Perhaps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,22,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-politics","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.n1zyy.com\/andrew\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}