The Interweb + Food = Foodler
Tim showed me a fantastic website called Foodler.com which catalogs all of the restaurants that deliver in your area. If a restaurant is currently open and delivering, you can place your order through the Foodler site and have it delivered to your door. Hassle not included! For people like me who hate the telephone, this is a godsend.
Or maybe not, since all of the food offered is generally bad for you. 