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In: Uncategorized24 Mar 2009
Failblog posted this amusing homework assignment, and someone in the comments pointed out that if you Google all five of the terms, you get taken to this page [spoiler!], which probably posted it originally and has access to the answer key. (The assignment is apparently from Russia, yet in English.)
I won’t post the real answer (which I argue is wrong), but by far my favorite (inaccurate) one:
They’re all completely screwed.
The penguin is standing in front of a train.
The boot has no foot in it.
The train has no tracks.
The whale is stranded out of the water.
The piano has no bench (nobody wants to play a piano without a bench…)
What do you think the commonality is?