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After years of not knowing any better, I finally learned the answer to, “Are you good with Excel?” It’s an emphatic, “No.” Of course I actually know my way around it really well. But, every single time, I have soon realized that I’d have been better off lying. “Hey Matt, I have this list of [...]
How does that happen? Note that this isn’t some carefully-sculpted masterpiece. This is how it came out of the freezer after I filled it with (filtered) water an hour ago.
Last night I was in the police station getting data for the police logs. As I sat there in the lobby perusing the logs, some girl came in and approached the dispatch desk. “Hi, I don’t know what to do… This has never happened before. I think my car was towed.” A few minutes go [...]
Make ringers “polite.” If a phone ‘rings out’ (e.g., rings non-stop until voicemail kicks in), switch to silent mode automatically. Yes, this has flaws, like missing multiple calls because you missed one call. But sit here with my as my suitemate’s phone rings time and time again, with a really irritating ringtone while he’s gone, [...]
This is my tenth consecutive post. Someone else post something!
I’ve always like the idea of rewarding douchebaggery with more douchebaggery. And one bit of douchebaggery that really bugs me is that, running a webserver, it’s always getting requests for pages that have never existed. What’s going on is that people are probing for common vulnerabilities. I don’t have a /phpmyadmin, but I get multiple [...]