So Kyle thinks I should write down my dreams, mostly because mine are very vivid so I remember them. (Or at least parts of them.)

This is my latest one:

I dreamt that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson were still married, and ran a farm. I remember Jessica was nagging Nick to come inside, but he yelled back that he had to finish harvesting this corn. He was on a tractor at the time with this huge thing on the back that harvested corn.

The next thing I remember is Nick talking to these guys about how they told him he could pickle his vegetables, but when he dumped out his pickling barrels he found that have the veggies were rotten. (Everything except the eggplants at the top of the barrel.) He then proceeded to dump one of the barrels he had brought with him onto the floor spilling rotten veggies and nasty pickle juice everywhere!

What an odd dream! (Please note that I can’t stand Nick Lachey OR Jessica Simpson so the fact that they invade my dreams disturbs me!)