Do you ever read the news and wonder if it’s all a big joke? It’s happening more and more often with me.

• The US Government is fighting to keep meatpackers from checking more meat for mad cow
  
• The US Government set up a news station in the Middle East, more or less for spewing our propaganda. So far, so good.
  • It turns out that it began airing terrorist rants against Jews
  • Why? Because no one running the station speaks Arabic.
• Where are our Arabic translators?
  • Discharged from the military because they’re gay

(Thanks to Rusty for a lot of the links.)

It’s like a bad dream, that also just doesn’t quite make sense. But then you wake up and realize it’s all real.